INTRODUCTION

There’s a kind of doomsday feel to things right now - have you noticed? It’s not just that the Mayan calendar runs out on December 21st of next year. It’s not even the plethora of new warnings from astrophysicists, doctors and geologists about the possibly catastrophic events that are now known to be on the not-too-distant horizon. It has more to do with the zeitgeist, an undifferentiated sense that things can’t go on like they are forever.
And, of course, there are clues. Almost daily, items half-buried in news reports point to the Doom scenarios just lurking around the corner. Maybe you are too busy or too trapped in denial to notice them all, so this blog is here to help you keep track.

Monday, 5 December 2011

Something to Worry About Today

 
Aliens are here, an international conference said last week, and they want your gold.

Ace doom spotter BKG tells us that a meeting called the UFO Science and Consciousness Conference, appropriately held in gold-rich Johannesburg, has concluded that extraterrestrial visitors came to Earth 300,000 years ago and have returned periodically ever since. Their purpose? Why, collecting gold of course.

Their strategy was to alter bits of their DNA, thereby creating humanity, and to use us as miners for the precious metal. In explanation, conference organizer Michael Tellinger said, “We are all obsessed with gold.”

So if you get tempted to hock the family jewels this recession, look carefully at the guy behind the counter.





           

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